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saccharinic acided adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding through several distinct chemical forms before reaching the landing. Yemisi was saccharinic acided, changing direction twice between the pub and the stairs. saccharinitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and excessively sweet in speech while treating the banister as a trusted companion. Denilah became saccharinitied and called the banister dependable in front of everyone. saccharinizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually breaking every complicated sentence down into simpler sugars. Shreena was saccharinizationed, reducing a detailed explanation to three repeated syllables. saccharinned (/ˈsækəɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sweetness seem crystalline, concentrated, and difficult to convey without spilling. Alvar was saccharinned, smiling brightly while missing the chair by a crystalline margin. saccharited adj. Still drunk, and moving in fine granular stages, with no single motion large enough to reach the landing. Shiah was saccharited, advancing one small adjustment at a time towards the stairs. saccharizationed adj. Too drunk to keep a complex thought intact; everything breaks down into simpler, sweeter fragments. Chanie was saccharizationed and reduced the route home to pub, pavement, and stairs. saccharobiosed adj. Sufficiently drunk to function as two separate people, neither of whom can manage the stairs alone. Phenyx was saccharobiosed, negotiating each stair with a second self leaning the other way. saccharocolloided adj. Having drunk enough to spread through the room with colloidal persistence, sweetly coating every conversation. Indiya-rose was saccharocolloided, occupying the hallway and both conversations beside it. saccharogened adj. Having drunk more than enough to generate sweetness wherever you go, particularly in apologies after collisions. Kenyae was saccharogened, producing affectionate apologies each time the banister was struck. saccharoided (/ˈsækəˌɹɔɪdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to resemble sugar without behaving sweetly, remaining insoluble in conversation and on stairs. Anquan was saccharoided, unsweet and immovable halfway up the staircase. saccharolactoned adj. You are drunk and bent into a closed loop, returning to the same step, sentence, and glass. Tajveer was saccharolactoned, circling back to the same stair after every attempted ascent. saccharolipided adj. Of a drinker: carrying sweetness in a greasy layer, with every movement delayed and every word slightly coated. Colby was saccharolipided, sliding gently against the banister while speaking through a sugary film. saccharolysised adj. Of a drinker who has broken down the evening's sugars for energy and found only enough for the stairs. Hasin was saccharolysised, converting the last of the evening into one careful flight downstairs. saccharometabolismed adj. Describing a drinker who processes sweetness into motion badly, producing energy in brief and poorly aimed bursts. Kywon was saccharometabolismed, alternating between sudden speed and complete dependence on the handrail. saccharometered adj. A drinker who treats the room as a hydrometer, rising and sinking according to the sweetness of each glass. Herminia was saccharometered, judging every drink by how far the room seemed to rise. saccharometried adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase is measured in sugar, volume, and unsuccessful vertical estimates. Chalsie was saccharometried, calculating the stairs in sweetness before attempting the first one.