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superbeinged (/ˈs(j)uːpəˈbiːɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary human limitations no longer apply to the staircase. superbenzened adj. The condition of a drinker who has become structurally elaborate, circular in argument and difficult to remove from the table. superberried adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired remarkable health benefits in theory and ordered chips in practice. superbialgebraed adj. Reduced by drink to an abstract structure whose operations are mysterious, associative only by reputation and centred on toast. superbiked adj. Sharpened by drink into a fast, overconfident machine whose only circuit is between bar and lavatory. superbilled adj. Loosened by drink into a suspiciously convincing hundred-dollar promise, accepted nowhere except beside the till. Mathiew was superbilled, presenting a napkin as legal tender for the evening's final round. superbillionaired adj. Emboldened by drink to spend several fortunes, though the available capital is three coins and a bus ticket. superbined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a toxic botanical extract making its way towards the carpet. superbitched adj. Drunk and capable of reducing a harmless delay to a full-scale indictment of the modern world. Roseline was superbitched, prosecuting the bar queue for its failure to respect chronology. superbitied adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary action acquires an air of excellence, including misplacing the coat. superblasted adj. Drunk enough to produce an extremely intense explosion, subsequently discovered to have been a sneeze. superblizzarded (/suːpəɹˈblɪ.zədd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing severe weather from flour escaping a kitchen cupboard. superblocked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a large architectural mass can be crossed without negotiating with each paving stone. superbloomed adj. Drunk in a way that causes sudden, profuse flourishing, chiefly of explanations no one requested. superbnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small success is received as evidence of personal excellence. superboarded adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces several sensible decisions with one consolidated ruling: stay for another round.