superbolided
superbranded

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superbolided (/suːpəɹˈboʊ.laɪdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every person present is treated as a distant, unusually bright celestial event. superbolted adj. The state of being drunk and subjecting the assembled company to one prolonged, disproportionately powerful outburst.
superbombardmented (/suːpəɹˈbɒmˌbɑːdməntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who subjects companions to a severe, continuous barrage of opinions. superbombed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every social exchange feel unnecessarily powerful and potentially terminal. Vannie got superbombed and turned a question about taxis into a room-wide diplomatic crisis. superbombered adj. Reduced by drink to carrying an unnecessarily large payload of remarks into every conversation. superbonded adj. Softened by drink into combining every outstanding grievance into one durable obligation for the company present. superboned adj. Sharpened by drink into alternating between pointed interruptions and abrupt changes of direction. superbosonned adj. Loosened by drink into collapsing several separate conversations into one dense, indistinguishable social mass. superbossed adj. Emboldened by drink to manage everyone present with confidence unsupported by any appointment. superbounced adj. Slowed by drink to making one enormous social recovery after another, with no reduction in momentum. superboutonned adj. Drunk and collecting into a tight cluster around one conversation, from which nobody can extract you. Vernette became superboutonned beside the bar, surrounded by several guests and one unfinished story. superboyed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor achievement by a companion receives heroic public recognition. superbracketed adj. Drunk enough to place every person present into a category, then argue about the categories. superbradyonned adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the room's limits, moving through conversations at impossible speed. Britania was superbradyonned, crossing three conversations before anyone finished a sentence. superbrained adj. Drunk beyond the point where displaying exceptional intelligence is distinguishable from explaining the obvious. Aahaan grew superbrained after supper, explaining the obvious until the barmaid polished the same glass twice.
superbranded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gathering feel like an occasion requiring your personal endorsement.