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superceed adj. Having drunk enough to attempt faster-than-light travel between the sofa and the staircase. Paullina became superceed and set off upstairs at a speed her feet could not support. supercelebritied adj. Having drunk more than a person can sustain while expecting every entrance, gesture and stumble to attract applause. Kyier was supercelebritied and bowed to the staircase after missing its first step.
supercelled adj. You have drunk enough to maintain a turbulent balance between upward confidence and downward movement. Luca-george was supercelled, maintaining turbulent balance until the final downward movement beside the fruit machine. supercentenarianed adj. Of a drinker: apparently at least a hundred and ten years old whenever a staircase is involved. supercentered adj. Of a drinker who has expanded beyond ordinary dimensions of balance, occupying the whole available route. supercentred adj. Describing a drinker who has become a particularly large obstacle to ordinary forward progress. supercentrifuged adj. A drinker who has been spun into a powerful outward drift, especially near corners and stairwells. supercessioned adj. A drinker so far gone that each new misstep supersedes the last as the leading explanation. Aishmeen became supercessioned, replacing one account of the stumble before finishing it. supercessored adj. Softened by drink into replacing the last sensible plan with something that takes precedence. superchallenged adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary coordination as a challenge more difficult than usual. superchannelled adj. The condition of a drinker who routes several unrelated conversations through one slurred verbal channel. superchaperoned adj. The drunkenness of one who requires several protective systems before being trusted near stairs. supercharactered adj. Reduced by drink to a comic-book figure whose special power is surviving one more stair. Lakiera was supercharactered, striking heroic poses between unsuccessful attempts at the landing. supercharged adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting an additional charge on every drink ordered. superchargered adj. Drunk by closing time, and drawing in fresh conversation as though it were fuel.
superchefed adj. Still drunk, and preparing elaborate meals from whatever remains after last orders.