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supercomputationed adj. Drunk to the extent of performing advanced calculations on whether toast counts as lunch. Tisean was supercomputationed, estimating the safest route between bed and the bathroom. supercomputered adj. Drunk on the strength of processing every detail of last night at unnecessarily high speed. supercomputinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and designing elaborate systems for avoiding the consequences by breakfast. superconcentrated adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to the concentrated essence of last night’s poor decisions. Revan was superconcentrated, carrying the entire evening in one fixed expression. superconcentrationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining an unusually high concentration of the evening in every apology. superconcentratored adj. Still drunk, and finding routes between the bed, kettle and bathroom by instinct alone. Genovia was superconcentratored, navigating the morning through several indirect routes. superconceptioned adj. Too drunk to accept that the morning contains only one breakfast, and planning another regardless. superconcerted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the morning’s household noises for a large, elaborate musical event. supercondensationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn an ordinary gathering into a fluid, boundaryless affair. superconductioned adj. Drunk and moving through every conversation without meeting any resistance. superconductivitied adj. Drunk to the point where nothing impedes the current of an idea once it has started. Maize was superconductivitied, letting one breakfast theory run uninterrupted through the entire kitchen. superconductored adj. Drunk enough to conduct the evening without encountering resistance from anyone but the premises. superconferenced adj. Drunk past the point of treating a minor disagreement as a major meeting requiring a keynote address. superconfidenced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary caution, with extreme confidence in decisions made seconds ago. superconflagrationed (/suːpəɹˈkɒnfləˈɡɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small social error blaze into a matter of principle. superconfluencied adj. Drunk, with the result that too many thoughts occupy the same mental culture medium. Shabri went superconfluencied and pursued four unrelated explanations for the missing umbrella.