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supercontractioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa, the room and the remaining evening all draw markedly closer together. supercontractivitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every movement collapse rapidly towards the nearest chair. supercontributored adj. Drunk to the extent of contributing excessively to every household task, including those already finished. superconvergenced adj. Drunk on the strength of which every plan converges very rapidly on toast, water and the sofa. Ayele superconvergenced every proposed outing on toast, water and the nearest available sofa. supercooked adj. Drunk since last orders, and preparing an exceptional meal from whatever remains beside the cooker. supercookied adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving persistent traces on every household surface visited. Lanis was supercookied, returning to the fridge often enough to establish a record. supercoolinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and becoming colder in the sofa while remaining mysteriously unwilling to move. Audrey-anne was supercoolinged beneath a blanket, guarding the water glass with both hands. supercoordinated adj. Still drunk, and assigning every glass, cushion and leftover precisely where it does not belong. supercopped adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen without conducting a thorough investigation of every cupboard. Kharizma went supercopped and searched the cupboards for evidence of missing biscuits. supercorporationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to merge the entire household into one large, slow-moving organisation. supercoseted adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa as a complete set containing every comfort required. supercounterfluided adj. Having drunk more than enough to oppose every attempt to move you towards bed. supercoupled adj. You have drunk enough to treat the nearest person and sofa as a celebrated partnership. Jerramie was supercoupled with the sofa, to the public fascination of everyone present. supercowed adj. You are drunk and producing far more domestic nourishment than the household can reasonably consume. Alynna was supercowed, filling plates long after everyone had stopped asking for food. supercrated adj. Of a drinker: powerful in the kitchen, issuing high-ranking instructions from a seated position. supercrescenced adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, an additional person-shaped attachment to the sofa. Finbar was supercrescenced, with a blanket growing over him as the evening progressed.