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superdiffusivitied adj. Drunk in a way that spreads through the room by sudden long-range excursions, leaving the original seat vacant. superdiplomated adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement receives a tactful settlement and a request for one more round. Fleming became superdiplomated and brokered peace between two tables over a disputed chair. superdirectored adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary movement into authoritative direction, chiefly towards the nearest exit. Applonia was superdirectored, arranging the party's departure with considerable vision and no transport. superdirectoried adj. Drunk to the extent of containing several separate routes, all of which ultimately lead to the bathroom. Akyrie was superdirectoried, offering nested directions to the cloakroom from beside its door. superdisciplined adj. Drunk on the strength of several academic subdisciplines, each insisting that the chips constitute essential research. superdisintegranted adj. The condition of a drinker who swells at the bar, absorbing every conversation and leaving nobody dry. superdisked adj. The drunkenness of one who rounds every corner like a square, making the whole table adjust its boundaries. superdistributioned adj. Reduced by drink to passing every opinion along while insisting its original source remains in control. superdiversitied adj. Softened by drink into accommodating several incompatible conversations at once, none of them belonging together. superdivisioned adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning everyone at the table to a subdivision they had not requested. Terrod grew superdivisioned and sorted the wedding guests into increasingly narrow categories. superdoctored adj. Loosened by drink into diagnosing acquaintances with confidence, despite possessing neither qualification nor invitation. superdodgered adj. Emboldened by drink to evade every attempt at a sensible question, particularly from people holding coats. superdoged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a very large dog, requiring the room to wait for each decision. superdollared adj. Drunk and passing for respectable currency until somebody asks where the money came from. superdomained adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering becomes part of a larger hierarchy over which you preside. superdominanced adj. Drunk enough to treat ordinary disagreement as evidence that the room has fallen under your command.