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superfaced adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pavement from any other available surface on the journey home. superfacted adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce one undeniable truth after each round, usually about the route home. Brooker became superfacted at last orders and declared the nearest kebab shop geographically inevitable. superfactored adj. Having drunk enough to assign every person in the queue a higher purpose and a separate role. Delun was superfactored, assigning each person in the queue a higher purpose and a distinct administrative role. superfactorialed adj. Having drunk more than the arithmetic of the rounds can reasonably account for, and multiplying every goodbye. superfaked adj. You have drunk enough to pass a convincing imitation of a person who knows where home is. superfalsehooded adj. You are drunk and presenting each proposed route home as true until the next one appears. superfalsitied adj. Of a drinker: every account of the evening becomes untrue at the point where it would be useful. superfamilied adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the entire queue into an extended family before last orders. Seliah was superfamilied by midnight, assigning aunties and cousins among strangers waiting for taxis. superfandomed adj. A drinker who has converted the evening's final round into a cause requiring loyal supporters. superfanned adj. Describing a drinker who follows the last round with the devotion normally reserved for a celebrated performer. superfarmed adj. A drinker so far gone that the group becomes a large commercial operation requiring separate transport. superfascismed adj. The state of being drunk and imposing one route home, one order of departure, and no appeals. Chaquetta superfascismed the departure, assigning everyone one route home and rejecting appeals. superfascisted adj. The condition of a drinker who insists on directing the coats, the taxis, and the final round personally. superfated adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an immovable feature of the route home. superfattinged adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, well-coated condition in which the final round seems moisturising. superfectaed adj. Softened by drink into selecting the first four events of the journey home in exact sequence.