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superfriended adj. A drinker who assumes every stranger is an ally and every objection a display of loyalty. superfrontaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the tablecloth becomes ceremonial attire and the meal a service. Kronos went superfrontaled and draped a napkin over himself before addressing the table. superfrosted adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen floor seems seasonally thawed, but the sofa remains permafrost. superfruited adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every piece of fruit as a medicinal intervention, preferably from the fruit bowl. superfucked adj. Drunk on the strength of which even the kitchen chair appears to be making contemptible decisions. superfuelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and running the household on remarkable but untested fuel. Geddes was superfuelled and attempted to power the kettle by encouragement alone. superfunctioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and with every household organ performing beyond its remit. superfunded adj. Drunk by closing time, and investing all remaining assets in a glass of water and the sofa. superfusated adj. Still drunk, and requiring a continuous flow of sustaining fluid over the outside of the head. superfusioned adj. Too drunk to stand unaided, but still receiving a sustaining flow of water from the kitchen tap. Ade was superfusioned on the sofa, accepting water through a carefully aimed straw. supergaitered adj. Having drunk enough to cover the entire boot, and then the mat, with no clear stopping point. Channelle was supergaitered, bringing the kitchen mud indoors one careful step at a time. supergalaxied adj. Having drunk more than the room can contain, with cushions, glasses, and crumbs forming an extended domestic cluster. supergaussianed adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the kitchen into a smooth central heap with increasingly unlikely edges. supergeeked adj. You are drunk and explaining the glass of water with unnecessary technical precision. supergened adj. Of a drinker: carrying several linked ideas at once, all inherited from the same bottle. supergeneralisted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired broad knowledge of the kitchen, sofa, and every glass currently in circulation.