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supergressioned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary praise, into grand declarations about the magnificence of the evening. supergrided adj. Drunk beyond the useful range of the local, trading stories and rounds across the entire pub network.
supergrouped adj. Of a drinker who has assembled several circles of acquaintances into one grand gathering, chiefly for another round. supergroupinged adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged several grand gatherings into one, then forgotten which friends belong to which. Shandalyn went supergroupinged, merging grand gatherings and mislaying their memberships. supergrowthed (/ˈsuːpə(ɹ)ˌɡɹəʊθd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired an additional, quite unnecessary attachment, usually a stranger at the bar. Japji got supergrowthed when a man from the next table followed him to the taxi rank. superguided adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home is explained comprehensively, none of them correctly. supergunned (/suːpəɹɡʌnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and advancing an argument with the volume, bore and velocity of artillery. superhabitabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has judged the pub more suitable for life than the outside world. superhackered adj. The drunkenness of one who has breached every conversational system and now administers the jukebox. superhaplogrouped adj. Reduced by drink to a common ancestor of everyone currently sharing the crisps. superharded adj. Softened by drink into a person who insists on taking the most difficult route to the lavatory. superhardnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unyielding authority on matters such as the correct shape of a chip. superharmonicked adj. Loosened by drink into a voice that rises in whole-number multiples above the conversation. superharvested adj. Emboldened by drink to gather an exceptionally abundant crop from the bowl of complimentary peanuts. superheaded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a specialist reorganising the school timetable one corridor at a time.
superhearinged adj. Drunk and detecting the faintest opening of a packet three rooms away.