superintellectualed
superioned

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superintellectualed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the entire journey home as though accepting a fellowship for it. Arwynn got superintellectualed and lectured the taxi driver on the philosophy of last orders. superintelligenced adj. The state of being drunk and intellectually beyond human genius at explaining why the stairs moved.
superintendenced adj. The condition of a drinker who supervises every footstep without successfully directing any of them. superintendencied adj. The drunkenness of one who administers the room from the floor, with particular authority over the stairs. superintendented (/ˌsjuːpəɹɪnˈtɛndəntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person who supervises the staircase but cannot be trusted to use it. Ernesta was superintendented and appointed herself inspector of every step before sitting down. superintendentessed adj. Softened by drink into a woman who gives gentle instructions to her legs, none of which are followed. superintendentshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into the office-holder of an imaginary department responsible for staying upright. superintendered adj. Loosened by drink into an old-fashioned supervisor of the stairs, with authority but no traction. superintending controlled adj. Emboldened by drink to order a lower limb to stop, despite having no authority over it. superintendressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to supervise the coats, the final round and the route home with misplaced authority. superintensitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the last round feel like an event of unusual intensity. superinterfaced adj. Having drunk more than one adjoining layer of the evening can accommodate, and now passing between them. Kid was superinterfaced, moving from bar to pavement without recognising the transition. superintroductioned adj. You have drunk enough to introduce the same companion afresh at every change of venue. superintromissioned adj. You are drunk and inserting yourself into the coat collection before your own name is called. superinvarianted adj. Of a drinker: unchanged by each successive round, except for becoming harder to transport.
superioned adj. Of a drinker who has spread the charge of the evening across every nearby conversation. Shalan became superioned and contributed equally to four separate discussions by the bar.