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superjailed adj. Drunk beyond escape by morning, confined between the duvet, the headache and the water glass. superjected adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's actual consequences more valuable than last night's intentions. superjectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning account contains quantities no witness can support. superjeted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning journey seem faster, larger and considerably less plausible. superjocked adj. Drunk to the extent of waking with athletic confidence and the coordination of wet laundry. superjumboed adj. Drunk on the strength of waking with a hangover too large for the room containing it. superjumped adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking abruptly between sleep, memory and the bathroom. superkarted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reaching the morning at unsafe speed with minimal steering. Perseus arrived superkarted, taking the corridor's corners before breakfast with regrettable confidence. superkeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking identifiable only by the particular combination of symptoms. superkicked (/ˈsuːpɚkɪkd/) adj. Still drunk, and thrown into the morning by two spinning black holes where the eyes should be. superkided adj. Too drunk to manage the morning unaided, despite possessing remarkable confidence in the attempt. superkingdomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake believing the room has become a complete domain under personal rule. superknighted adj. Having drunk enough to face the morning by unusual moves, avoiding every straightforward route. superknowledged adj. Having drunk more than the facts can bear, and waking certain of causes never observed. superlabed adj. You have drunk enough to wake treating the kitchen as a professionally equipped site of illicit experimentation. superlagered adj. You are drunk and waking with the concentrated after-effects of a particularly forceful lager.