supernaturaled
supernoded

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supernaturaled (/ˌs(j)uːpəˈnæt͡ʃəɹəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the laws of balance were merely advisory. supernaturalisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary stumble into a matter for higher powers.
supernaturalismed adj. Drunk by closing time, with ordinary explanations no longer adequate for missing the chair. Corienne was supernaturalismed after missing the chair without apparent assistance. supernaturalisted adj. Still drunk, and treating every lapse in coordination as evidence of another realm. supernaturalitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a loss of balance from an event beyond the physical world. supernaturalizationed adj. Having drunk enough to make the body's poor decisions appear deliberately ordained. supernaturalnessed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary balance, and now requiring a miracle to stand. supernatured (/ˈsuːpəˌneɪt͡ʃəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to leave the usual constraints of the physical world, particularly on stairs. Jonatthan went supernatured and attempted the staircase by a route known only to him. supernebulaed adj. You are drunk and spread across the available furniture in a vast, slowly shifting cloud. Aveah sat supernebulaed across three chairs, leaving no clear route to the window. supernematicsed adj. Of a drinker: aligned in theory, but liable to change direction whenever someone approaches. supernerded adj. Of a drinker who has explained the mechanics of walking while failing to demonstrate them. superneted adj. Describing a drinker who has merged several routes home under one unreliable heading. supernetworked adj. A drinker who connects every available support, including walls, chairs and passing relatives. Mo became supernetworked between the banister, umbrella stand and one patient cousin. superneutralitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every direction produces the same uncertain result. supernitied adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to walk as though balance were a heavenly quality.
supernoded adj. The condition of a drinker who serves as both traveller and obstacle on the staircase. Tobiasz was supernoded on the stairs, blocking passage while directing others around him.