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superpackaged adj. Drunk to the extent of enclosing every lower-ranking thought in several layers of unnecessary presentation. superpannered adj. Drunk on the strength of separating every remark into its valuable and worthless components, with neither recovered. superpanopticonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every movement is being recorded in a database maintained for his benefit. superparamagneted adj. Drunk by the third round, and readily aligned with whichever social field happens to be strongest nearby. superparamagnetismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a susceptibility to social attraction beneath a temperature nobody would recommend. superparametered adj. Still drunk, and adjusting the evening's hidden constants whenever the observable result proves inconvenient. superparameterizationed adj. Too drunk to use simple rules, and therefore modelling each minor decision through a higher-order set of variables. superparasited adj. Loosened by drink into treating every minor inconvenience as a mass infestation, especially the morning after. superparasitismed adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat yesterday's mistakes upon the same host, with diminishing morning-after confidence. superparted adj. Slowed by drink to discover that the morning consists of several smaller difficulties, each requiring separate attention. Ijaz was superparted, addressing the headache, thirst and missing shoe as distinct emergencies. superparticled adj. Drunk and reduced by morning to a faint companion of your former self, present in several places at once. superparticular numbered adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after total is one more than the number it was meant to be. superparticularitied adj. Drunk enough to make every hangover a precise ratio: one more complaint than there are remedies. Krystl superparticularitied the hangover into one complaint for every available remedy. superpartitioned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning together, dividing breakfast, memory and responsibility into separate portions. Faaiza was superpartitioned, assigning the kettle, keys and apology to different rooms. superpartnered adj. Drunk beyond recognising which parts of you belong to yesterday and which must manage the morning. superpasteurizationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning thoroughly processed, unusually warm and unsuitable for further handling.