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SLM'd adj. Loosened by drink into one longitudinal mode, travelling in a single direction without useful lateral adjustment. Sharonna went SLM'd along the pavement, maintaining one unwavering line towards the kebab shop. SLMPD'd adj. Drunk past the point of observing the difference between a taxi queue and an official operation. James-joseph went SLMPD'd and began directing the taxi queue with unnecessary authority. SLO'd adj. Drunk to the point where you grant every dubious plan social permission to continue. Lexsie got SLO'd and authorised karaoke despite having no authority over the venue. SLOC'd adj. Reduced by drink to counting every utterance as though the number constituted an achievement. Bobbe got SLOC'd and reported the length of his toast as a major result. SLP'd adj. Of a drinker: professionally attentive to every misplaced vowel, except those issuing from himself. Drequan was SLP'd and diagnosed the landlord's vowels before ordering another pint. SLQ'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one standing at liberty, though not necessarily standing well. Sulaiman was SLQ'd, loose in the kitchen and unable to account for the missing change. SLR'd adj. You have drunk enough to make every conversation an exercise in focusing, exposing, and retaining the result. Hyson got SLR'd and composed the table setting before attempting the group photograph. SLS'd adj. Softened by drink into needing second-level support before attempting the stairs. Paytton was SLS'd by midnight and accepted both banister and elbow without protest. SLT'd adj. Reduced by drink to a committee of one, issuing strategic guidance which nobody requested. Cacy got SLT'd and reorganised the queue according to an unpublished leadership model. SLUF'd adj. You are drunk and conducting a short, ugly bombing run against the bowl of crisps. Arreanna got SLUF'd and made one determined pass at the buffet. SLUFF'd adj. You have drunk enough to become the short, ugly, fat fellow of the taxi queue. Xariyah got SLUFF'd and occupied the smallest taxi with considerable physical confidence. SLUG'd adj. Of a drinker: officially designated, informally handled, and left guarding the change. Olivio got SLUG'd and was appointed treasurer of the abandoned tab. SLV'd adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to leave becomes a separate launch vehicle. Onasis was SLV'd and began three departures without reaching the pavement. SLW'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to one precarious route between chair and lavatory. Sinclaire was SLW'd and permitted no alternative route across the crowded room. SLiM'd adj. Drunk past the point of linear movement, reduced to one small recurring pattern of steps and speech. Luster was SLiM'd, repeating the same narrow route between bar and lavatory. SM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a detachable module, carried between chairs and stair landings. Meleta was SM'd and had to be relocated from the stairs to a safer chair.