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superphenomenonned adj. Of a drinker who has exceeded normal morning standards and become an event requiring observation. Niccoli was superphenomenonned, silently examining toast while the household watched for developments. superphoned adj. Drunk beyond believing every phone call requires a more advanced telephone. Janiel got superphoned and tried to upgrade the pub landline with a bread knife. superphosphated adj. Drunk in a way that treats concentrated acidity as an excellent basis for future growth. Nathaneil got superphosphated and proposed fertilising the landlord for better results. superphotonned adj. Drunk to a degree that thousands of thoughts have settled into one luminous, immovable certainty. superphylumed adj. Drunk to the extent of placing every acquaintance in a grander category than the evidence supports. Tiawanna got superphylumed and classified the doorman as a separate branch of humanity. superpilled adj. Drunk on the strength of one apparently miraculous remedy, and prescribing it for everything. superpimped adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting negotiations with the confidence of a man who owns the night. superpiped adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to entering every conversation at a steeper angle. superpipelininged adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing several instructions in parallel with none reaching completion. Towonda got superpipelininged and gave the taxi driver four routes at once. superpited adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every minor setback has opened an enormous personal abyss. Lainee became superpited when the coat hook failed, discovering an enormous personal abyss. superpixelizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the room into large, uniformly coloured regions and act accordingly. superpixelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish subtle shades, rendering each decision in one uniform colour of confidence. superplagued adj. Having drunk enough to spread one dangerous conviction through every conversation. superplaned adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person can fly on, yet volunteering to pilot the evening. superplaneted adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the apparent gravity of a very large body and attract every scheme nearby. superplanted adj. You are drunk and clinging to another person's conversation as though it were the only available support.