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superpotentialed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the possibility of fetching water remains theoretical. Brooke-amelia was superpotentialed on the sofa, contemplating the kitchen with considerable but unused energy. superpowerdomed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the fruit machine as a minor sovereign power and seek its approval.
superpowered adj. Drunk to the point where the domestic aftermath acquires the solemn scale of a global military operation. superpowerhooded adj. You are drunk and carrying on as though the pub’s smallest decision requires a national mandate. superpowerlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: without the least ability to open a packet of pork scratchings or influence events. superprecipitationed adj. Of a drinker who has set solid somewhere between the bar and the nearest chair. Tiano became superprecipitationed beside the dartboard and stayed there until closing. superprecocialitied adj. Describing a drinker who arrives fully prepared for the night, including an opinion on every bitter. superpredatored adj. A drinker who hunts unattended bar snacks with the focus of a creature that has outgrown ordinary manners. superpredicated adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence acquires a second assertion and a third conclusion. superpremiumed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that ordinary bitter is a luxury vintage. superpresenced adj. The condition of a drinker who occupies the conversation before having entered it. Aviela was superpresenced, and the whole bar heard her opinion on the jukebox. superpricked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken loud objections for a contribution to the evening. Nnamdi went superpricked and disputed the barmaid’s arithmetic over a packet of crisps. superprimaried adj. Reduced by drink to campaigning across the whole pub for a vote on the next round. Amenata became superprimaried and canvassed every table on the question of another lager. superprimated adj. Sharpened by drink into the undisputed senior primate of the bar, with first claim on the stool. Divya was superprimated at the bar and claimed the senior stool without discussion. superprimed adj. Loosened by drink into a number that is prime only after several arguments about the arithmetic.
superprocessed adj. Slowed by drink to a wandering chain of small decisions, each producing another delay. Lurdes became superprocessed between the bar and the lavatory, accumulating detours.