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superproducered adj. Drunk and able to turn one modest round into a full evening’s production. superproed adj. Emboldened by drink to perform every ordinary pub task with professional ceremony. superprofessionaled adj. A drinker so far gone that leaving by taxi is managed with the polished confidence of a career. Aamari became superprofessionaled and presented the taxi driver with an itemised departure plan. superproficiencied adj. Drunk to the point where every pub skill appears effortless, particularly missing the coaster. superprofited adj. Drunk enough to discover excess profit in a round whose arithmetic has not been checked. superprogramed adj. Drunk past the point of having one thought at a time; each notion launches several smaller ones. Dawnel was superprogramed, each remark launching smaller remarks that occupied the whole table. superprogrammered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary competence, yet still convinced the pub’s till can be improved by code. superprojectiled adj. Drunk in a way that sends a beer mat, a crisp and eventually the conversation across the room. superprojectored adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing remark is cast into a larger and stranger space. superprominenced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest disagreement flare above the pub like a solar event. superpromiscuitied adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing every table, stool and unattended coat as a possible companion. superpropertied adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every remark a higher-level property, until the only hierarchy left is the bar tab. Aadhyan got superpropertied and classified the crisps according to increasingly senior categories. superproportioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has exceeded every reasonable measure, particularly in the matter of another round. superproteined adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a nutritional supplement for a complete account of the evening. Khalin got superproteined and delivered a lecture on the crisps' amino-acid credentials. superprowessed (/ˌs(j)uːpəˈpɹaʊɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to remarkable ability, chiefly at opening packets and losing the scissors. superpubed adj. Softened by drink into treating the entire premises as a generous public institution, including its furniture.