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superpurgationed adj. Sharpened by drink into an excessive cleansing of the system, followed by a quiet request for toast. superpussied adj. Loosened by drink into finding one person irresistibly desirable, and saying so with regrettable precision. Madrene got superpussied and described the barman's eyebrows as a matter of public importance. superquadricked adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy a three-dimensional personal space of unusual and inconvenient curvature. Cashlin became superquadricked and negotiated the doorway by means of several unexpected surfaces. superquaked adj. Drunk and producing tremors of such scale that retrieving a dropped coin becomes a regional matter. superqualitied adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary object possesses a remarkable quality, most notably the lampshade. superqueeroed adj. Drunk enough to defend the vulnerable, defeat imaginary villains, and require assistance with the cloakroom. superquenchinged adj. Drunk past the point of emitting any useful enthusiasm, though the fluorescent crisps remain conspicuously bright. superquintessenced (/suːpəɹˈkwɪnˈtɛs.ənsd/) adj. Drunk beyond the four elements, phantom energy, and the point at which a chair becomes a cosmological support. superraced adj. Drunk in a way that places oneself above all other kinds of person, including those waiting for the loo. superracisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing preference is elevated into an objectionable theory of human hierarchy. superradianced adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every person in the room emit encouragement, chiefly towards the exit. superradiationed adj. Drunk to the extent of amplifying one spontaneous remark until it becomes the evening's principal announcement. Nashwan got superradiationed and turned a comment about gravy into a public broadcast. superranked adj. Drunk on the strength of a private ranking system in which the nearest seat invariably comes first. superrated adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the voracity and resilience of something best approached with a broom. Vashion became superrated and ate the garnish before anyone could establish its purpose. superrationalitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and cooperating with everyone in theory while defecting to the nearest takeaway. Lainey got superrationalitied and proposed mutual cooperation before ordering chips for herself. superrayed adj. Still drunk, and projecting one intense beam of attention towards the person holding the taxi money.