supershelled
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supershelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a wide, quiet space around the person by last orders. supershifted adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home moves more slowly whenever anyone tries to hurry it. Lakitta got supershifted and reduced the walk to a sequence of stationary discussions.
supershipped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the last bus seem an especially large vessel requiring a harbourmaster. supershited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the most contemptible obstacle between the bar and the taxi rank. supershoed adj. Describing a drinker who moves with expensive efficiency, though not towards any recognised destination. supershoted (/ˈsupɚʃɒtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one superior measure, and still requesting its dependable successor. supershowed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every anecdote as a successful public spectacle. Simcha was supershowed, presenting the taxi receipt as the evening's principal entertainment. supersighted adj. Reduced by drink to detecting significance in objects considerably too distant to possess any. Jasyiah became supersighted and identified a suspicious movement on the far side of the car park. supersigned adj. Softened by drink into treating every gesture as a higher-level sign. supersilyled adj. Sharpened by drink into an unnecessarily reactive compound of confidence and conjecture. Earthalee became supersilyled and supplied a chemical explanation for the missing umbrella. supersimplicitied adj. Loosened by drink into reducing every complicated matter to one immaculate, indefensible principle. supersimplificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make an excessively simple explanation, then defend it administratively. supersinceritied adj. Slowed by drink to an earnestness so complete that irony cannot obtain entry. Ffion became supersinceritied and thanked the vending machine for its continuing service. supersingered adj. Drunk and performing as though stardom had been conferred by the public house. Tamaica became supersingered and accepted requests from people who were leaving. supersingleted adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering has zero spin and no one can explain why. Sewilla became supersingleted and removed herself from the argument without altering its momentum.
supersistered adj. Drunk enough to assign familial closeness with the confidence of a geneticist and the evidence of a nod. Tonicha became supersistered and claimed Amy-jane as a close relation by the second round.