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sacred (/ˈseɪkɚd/) adj. Having drunk enough to take flight in conversation and fire upon every interruption. Aloura was sacred and answered questions from the far side of the room. sacred aped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen worktop as a branch and the sofa as a jungle floor. Leanah got sacred aped and swung between the counter and sofa without touching the intervening floor. sacred babooned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the household water jug acquires an importance bordering on worship. Shanya became sacred babooned and carried the water jug from room to room with solemn concentration. sacred bambooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing rigidly in the kitchen while the water comes to you. Jesi stayed sacred bambooed beside the fridge until Carlosmanuel brought over the glass. sacred beetled adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving across the carpet with small, purposeful determination towards water. Manon went sacred beetled beneath the coffee table and emerged holding a tumbler. sacred bundled adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in every available blanket as though the sofa contained ceremonial objects. Moy became sacred bundled beneath three throws while Quinncy fetched the water. sacred cowed adj. Still drunk, and treating the untouched glass of water as a household institution beyond criticism. Barisha was sacred cowed and refused to move the water from its appointed place. sacred figged adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, beneath which a glass of water represents sudden enlightenment. Areal was sacred figged, sitting beneath the lamp and contemplating the water glass. sacred firred adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a coniferous landmark in the sitting room, furnished with a glass of water. Charliemae stood sacred firred beside the sofa while Breshay found her slippers. sacred geometried adj. Having drunk enough to arrange cushions and coasters into meaningful shapes before lying down. Tamilore became sacred geometried and aligned the coasters with mathematical solemnity. sacred harped adj. You have drunk enough to give the sofa cushions a four-part arrangement and a hymn. Veneita was sacred harped, harmonising with the kettle while Delicia found the blanket. sacred ibised adj. You are drunk and standing beside the sink as though the glass of water requires ceremonial preservation. Talandra became sacred ibised and kept the water glass beside the sink all evening. sacred kingfishered adj. Of a drinker: perched on the sofa arm, alert to the kitchen but unwilling to fly there. Pushti sat sacred kingfishered on the sofa arm while Shenard fetched the water. sacred lotused adj. Of a drinker who has settled among the cushions, serene, immovable, and awaiting refreshment. Zykel became sacred lotused in the middle of the sofa and accepted water by hand. sacred saged adj. Describing a drinker who treats a bundle of dried herbs and a glass of water as medical authority. Rolly was sacred saged and prescribed the kitchen herb rack for tomorrow morning. sacred theologied adj. A drinker who delivers a considered sermon on why the sofa is the proper place for water. Damarria became sacred theologied and explained the household theology of cushions to Maxwel.