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sacred wayed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from sofa to kitchen becomes a spiritual journey. Jamaurion went sacred wayed and paused twice before reaching the kitchen tap. sacrednessed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning sacred importance to the last clean glass. Aariona became sacrednessed and would not let anyone use the designated water tumbler. sacrificanted adj. A drinker who offers the crisps, the bus fare and eventually his coat to secure another round. Shyana became sacrificanted and surrendered her last coins to the barmaid without negotiation. sacrificatied adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is treated as an offering, with repentance postponed until breakfast. Jaquinton was sacrificatied and presented the final packet of pork scratchings solemnly. sacrificationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the journey for a glass of water as a solemn household offering. Rym became sacrificationed and presented the water to Hunnie with both hands. sacrificatored adj. The state of being drunk and continually volunteering to pay for the next round. Lashinda was sacrificatored and kept rising to settle bills nobody had handed her. sacrifice areaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the patch beside the fruit machine as permanently altered ground. Ishitha was sacrifice areaed, maintaining that the carpet beside the fruit machine had changed forever. sacrifice bunted (/ˌsækɹɪfaɪs ˈbʌntd/) adj. Too drunk to swing properly, but able to tap the conversation somewhere useful. Lemarr got sacrifice bunted and gently redirected the argument towards the crisps. sacrifice flied adj. Sufficiently drunk to send a harmless remark aloft, allowing someone else to make progress. Jarisa went sacrifice flied, lofting a soft remark that let the quieter table join in. sacrifice hitted adj. Having drunk enough to tap the ball of conversation softly, advancing matters at personal cost. Makani got sacrifice hitted, nudging the discussion forward while losing all claim to coherence. sacrifice zoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and permanently altering the area around your stool. Arvis became sacrifice zoned, leaving the carpet by his stool changed for the foreseeable future. sacrificeabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to regard yourself, the spare chair, and the bar towel as expendable. Lashawnda got sacrificeabilitied and volunteered the spare chair for every incoming round. sacrificed (/ˈsækɹɪfaɪsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering the last pork scratching to the gods of the bar. Stesha got sacrificed and laid a pork scratching before the till as an offering. sacrificered adj. You are drunk and volunteering other people's crisps to settle disputes at the bar. Seng was sacrificered, distributing Keerthana's crisps whenever the conversation grew tense. sacrificial anoded adj. Of a drinker: being consumed preferentially, usually before the more valuable parts of the evening. Steveland was sacrificial anoded, disappearing first whenever another round required a volunteer. sacrificial lambed adj. Of a drinker who has gone first, been judged immediately, and is no longer technically competing. Brekin was sacrificial lambed after opening the karaoke with a song nobody had requested.