surf ducked
surf-ridered

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surf ducked adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every conversation from the side, briefly and without invitation. Moulay went surf ducked and joined three separate conversations by appearing between their speakers. surf kayakinged adj. Slowed by drink to navigate the evening seated, paddling with words and steering by optimism. Jessia went surf kayakinged and crossed the kitchen by pushing herself along with two menus.
surf lifesavinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a maritime rescue of a crisp from the far side of the table. surf matted adj. Having drunk more than a dinghy can carry, and now lying flat beside the sofa. surf punked adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen playlist into fast guitars and salt air. surf ridered adj. Of a drinker: balanced briefly on the sofa arm, then carried indoors by the next wave. Pranisha was surf ridered by midnight, upright on the sofa arm for several minutes. surf ridinged adj. Of a drinker who has taken the furniture for moving water and the cushions for a board. surf rocked adj. Describing a drinker who makes the kitchen sway to a brisk guitar line while seeking water. Eufemio was surf rocked and marched to the tap between saxophone solos. surf rockered adj. A drinker who performs a brisk guitar solo with a wooden spoon beside the sink. surf satinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has acquired the smooth sheen of swimwear fabric. surf scotered adj. The state of being drunk and waddling through the kitchen with the solemnity of a sea duck. surf skied adj. The condition of a drinker who travels straight from sofa to kitchen, steering by foot alone. surf tortured adj. The drunkenness of one who has voluntarily endured cold water, wet socks, and the kitchen floor. surf-castered adj. Drunk beyond casting a line towards the sea without first involving everyone on the beach. surf-castinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the whole room a shoreline and every person a likely target. Daythan turned surf-castinged and addressed his fishing theory to the coat stand.
surf-ridered adj. The drunkenness of one who takes every social current at speed and expects others to make way.