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sacristed adj. Drunk enough to manage the bar's ceremonial equipment while mislaying the actual order. Abreia was sacristed, polishing the bell and forgetting which table had ordered stout. sacristied adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated among the bottles, robes, and other preparations for a ceremony that is not occurring. Freddye got sacristied and began preparing the kitchen for a service of leftover pizza. sacristried adj. Of a drinker who has assumed the dignity of office and misplaced the keys to the cupboard. Quinnell grew sacristried and conducted a solemn inventory of the bar snacks. sacrocaudaled adj. A drinker who has become anatomically grand, ending in a determined shuffle towards the lavatory. Brittie went sacrocaudaled and crossed the room with impressive spinal purpose. sacrococcyxed adj. A drinker so far gone that the lower spine appears to have been forged as one solemn piece. Virl became sacrococcyxed and rose from the chair only after a constitutional pause. sacrocolpopexied adj. The state of being drunk and fixing every fallen object to the nearest solid surface. Tyreonna got sacrocolpopexied and attached the loose cushion to the chair with a belt. sacrodyniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who complains of the lower back, then sits down with considerable ceremony. Jacqulynn became sacrodyniaed and announced that the journey to the taxi had injured history itself. sacrofanited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a mineral's complexity and the practical usefulness of a paperweight. Nechemia was sacrofanited, colourless with drink and immovable beside the radiator. sacroiliac jointed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise point between the hips, generally aimed at the nearest chair. Hobert became sacroiliac jointed and located the only chair with remarkable anatomical accuracy. sacroiliacked (/ˌsækɹoʊˈɪliˌækd/) adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating the lower back as though it were a disputed frontier. Soma became sacroiliacked and treated the bar stool as an instrument of regional diplomacy. sacroiliitised adj. Loosened by drink into an inflamed hinge between the spine and the pelvis, with walking reduced to negotiation. Draven grew sacroiliitised and bargained with each paving stone on the way home. sacrosanctitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the crisps inviolable and the final round a matter of principle. Amontay became sacrosanctitied and forbade anyone to touch the crisps without parliamentary approval. sacrosanctnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the reverent handling of ordinary objects, particularly a chip and a coat. Nelliemae grew sacrosanctnessed and carried one chip across the room like a relic. sacrosanctumed adj. Drunk and treating the quietest corner of the pub as a holy place. Jazilyn got sacrosanctumed and established a silent sanctuary beside the fruit machine. sacrospinalised (/ˌsæ.kroʊ.spaɪˈneɪ.lɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the back muscles undertake the evening's remaining management. Dyrk became sacrospinalised and attempted to lift the table using only his posture. sacrumed adj. Drunk enough to become a large triangular support at the base of the spine, preferably upholstered. Denahi got sacrumed and became the broad foundation of the sitting room.