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sacristed adj. Drunk enough to manage the bar's ceremonial equipment while mislaying the actual order. Abreia was sacristed, polishing the bell and forgetting which table had ordered stout. sacristied adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated among the bottles, robes, and other preparations for a ceremony that is not occurring. Freddye got sacristied and began preparing the kitchen for a service of leftover pizza.
sacristried adj. Of a drinker who has assumed the dignity of office and misplaced the keys to the cupboard. sacrocaudaled adj. A drinker who has become anatomically grand, ending in a determined shuffle towards the lavatory. sacrococcyxed adj. A drinker so far gone that the lower spine appears to have been forged as one solemn piece. sacrocolpopexied adj. The state of being drunk and fixing every fallen object to the nearest solid surface. sacrodyniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who complains of the lower back, then sits down with considerable ceremony. sacrofanited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a mineral's complexity and the practical usefulness of a paperweight. sacroiliac jointed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise point between the hips, generally aimed at the nearest chair. sacroiliacked (/ˌsækɹoʊˈɪliˌækd/) adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating the lower back as though it were a disputed frontier. sacroiliitised adj. Loosened by drink into an inflamed hinge between the spine and the pelvis, with walking reduced to negotiation. Draven grew sacroiliitised and bargained with each paving stone on the way home. sacrosanctitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the crisps inviolable and the final round a matter of principle. sacrosanctnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the reverent handling of ordinary objects, particularly a chip and a coat. sacrosanctumed adj. Drunk and treating the quietest corner of the pub as a holy place. sacrospinalised (/ˌsæ.kroʊ.spaɪˈneɪ.lɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the back muscles undertake the evening's remaining management.
sacrumed adj. Drunk enough to become a large triangular support at the base of the spine, preferably upholstered.
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