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surface-mount technologied (/ˈsɜː(ɹ)fɪs ˌmaʊnt tɛkˈnɒlədʒid/) adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and fastening every loose object directly to whatever is nearest. surface-supplied divinged adj. Drunk and connected to the outside world by an umbilical, helmeted against the consequences. surface-to-air missiled adj. Drunk enough to launch objections from the ground at anything that attempts to rise above it. Nuran became surface-to-air missiled and challenged the toast as it approached its conclusion. surface-to-surface missiled adj. Drunk beyond requiring a change in altitude before directing one earthly object at another. surfaced (/ˈsɜːfɪsd/) adj. Softened by drink into something flat and available wherever the sofa leaves you. surfacelessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves no perceptible boundary between yourself and the furniture. Lily-anne became surfacelessnessed and merged quietly with the sofa. surfacemanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the open air seems preferable to any underground arrangement. surfaceomed adj. Drunk to a degree that all the visible proteins of the evening have gathered upon you. Nikolle became surfaceomed and acquired every loose canapé in the vicinity. surfacered adj. Drunk to the extent of rising repeatedly, though never beyond the level of the table. surfacinged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the uppermost available layer for a suitable place to sleep. Ronde was surfacinged, having settled upon the carpet as though it were a professionally finished plane. surfacismed adj. Drunk on the strength of appearances alone, and content to leave the deeper matters submerged. surfactanted (/səɹˈfæktəntd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reducing the surface tension of every gathering you enter. Javayah became surfactanted and dissolved the room's reserve beside the crisps. surfactinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and unexpectedly powerful at breaking the tension in a room. surfactometered adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the tension of bubbles by attempting to speak to them. surfactometried adj. Still drunk, and treating every trembling glass as a measurable scientific event. Aqsa was surfactometried and recorded the wobble of the water jug in public. surfaried (/sɜː(ɹ)ˈfɑːɹid/) adj. Too drunk to seek good surfing conditions anywhere except the carpet.