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surfer's knobbed adj. Having drunk more than the company can absorb, and acquiring a stubborn point of contact with every objection. surfer's knotted adj. You have drunk enough to become a fixed obstruction wherever the conversation is trying to go. surfered (/ˈsɜː(ɹ)fə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to ride the room's attention briefly before losing balance and taking others with you. Kirklan became surfered and attempted a graceful entrance through the middle of the supper. surfgrassed adj. You are drunk and spreading through the group in long, flexible strands, catching every passing remark. surfictioned adj. Of a drinker: plainly inventing the evening as it proceeds, while insisting the assembled company is fictional. surfied adj. Of a drinker who has made a social identity of the evening and expects the room to participate. surfinged (/ˈsɝfɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who rides one conversation after another, leaving each participant slightly dampened. surfmanned adj. Too drunk to reach the sofa without conducting a rescue operation across the carpet. surfomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every surface of the gathering has acquired a separate opinion. Adhrith grew surfomed and gave individual verdicts on the walls, tables and windows. surformed adj. The state of being drunk and smoothing, rasping or otherwise reshaping every social exchange in reach. surfperched adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled among the company, alert to every disturbance and unwilling to move. surfpunked adj. You are drunk and supplying a rapid guitar soundtrack to the slow business of finding the sofa. surfridered adj. Reduced by drink to taking the company as a succession of waves, with no intention of coming ashore. surfridinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing up on anything that moves, preferably towards a wall. Gilmer was surfridinged by eleven, balancing on the bench whenever someone opened the door. surfusioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and cooled beyond ordinary conversational usefulness. surfweared adj. Still drunk, and dressed as though the pavement might develop a break.