surg teched
surgeoned

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surg teched adj. A drinker so far gone that every doorway requires an assistant and a briefing. Mariaesther became surg teched, directing Taemon through the kitchen as though it were an operating theatre. surgationed adj. You are drunk and displaying an obsolete confidence in the upward consequences of drink.
surge pricinged adj. Too drunk to charge the same amount for the same round twice. surge protectored adj. Sufficiently drunk to divert every sudden voltage towards the ground and carry on. surge suppressored adj. Having drunk enough to suppress each new impulse before it reaches the appliances. surge tanked adj. Having drunk more than the system can pass, with reserves maintained for the next drop. surge testinged adj. You have drunk enough to trace every contact made within the immediate area. surged (/sɜːd͡ʒd/) adj. Softened by drink into making major interventions where a small adjustment would suffice. surgencied adj. You are drunk and displaying an unexpectedly high level of cheerful reactivity. surgeon generaled adj. Of a drinker who has appointed themselves responsible for the nation's balance. Zebula became surgeon generaled and delivered guidance from the bottom stair. surgeon majored adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the regiment and its minor ailments. surgeon's knotted adj. Describing a drinker who ties every matter twice, then cannot undo either. surgeon-dentisted adj. A drinker who undertakes repairs with considerable confidence and limited justification. surgeon-generaled adj. Describing a drinker who diagnoses each stumble as a matter of public policy. surgeoncied (/ˈsɝ.d͡ʒən.sid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the office has become a permanent posting.
surgeoned (/ˈsɜːd͡ʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker: operating on the conversation without having been asked to.