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sacsinned adj. Drunk past the point of coordinated movement, with the limbs pursuing separate administrative agendas. Shinobi became sacsinned and watched his feet leave for the taxi without him. sactibioticked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with every conversation treated as an infection requiring immediate treatment. Egzona got sactibioticked and attempted to disinfect the conversation with a speech about handwashing. sactipeptided adj. Drunk in a way that joins distant parts of the evening together, chiefly through ill-advised embraces. Jenai became sactipeptided and linked three unrelated conversations into one prolonged anecdote. sacubitrilated adj. Drunk to a degree that the active substance is no longer in the bottle but in charge of the evening. Millianna became sacubitrilated and regulated the household by lying still in the hall. sacubitriled adj. Drunk, with the result that the heart is treated as a problem best managed from the sofa. Humza got sacubitriled and prescribed himself a quiet hour with the television. sad assed adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining an obscure interest to a room that had requested neither explanation nor interest. Sanye got sad assed and lectured the taxi about the proper classification of obsolete radios. sad beiged adj. Drunk past the point of colour, ornament, or any enthusiasm not expressed in neutral upholstery. Armintha was sad beiged, arranging the cushions by shade and declining the cheerful mug. sad breaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become heavy company, requiring considerable effort from everyone nearby. Tavin grew sad breaded and needed three friends to move him from the doorway. sad cased adj. Drunk to the point where every social decision confirms the unfortunate impression already formed. Kaisha became sad cased and wore the host's scarf while explaining modern taste. sad numbered adj. Reduced by drink to a number that brings no happiness, however patiently the company explains it. Vanderbilt became sad numbered and treated every failed calculation as a personal slight. sad pandaed adj. Softened by drink into a disappointed creature whom the rest of the party must reassure. Tinley went sad pandaed when the last sausage roll was claimed by someone else. sad sacked adj. Sharpened by drink into an inept nuisance, especially for the colleague asked to retrieve him. Elasha got sad sacked and attempted to organise the taxi queue without knowing anyone's address. sad treed adj. Emboldened by drink to bloom noisily after dark, while the surrounding company seeks fresh air. Krishnav grew sad treed and perfumed the taxi with elaborate complaints about romance. sad-commed adj. Drunk past the point of comedy, leaving the audience chiefly responsible for managing the consequences. Thurston went sad-commed and turned a harmless toast into an account of his divorce. sadanagaited adj. Slowed by drink to a mineral-like stillness, leaving companions to determine whether you are portable. Onnah became sadanagaited beside the fireplace, chemically complex and socially immovable. sadassed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unfashionable enthusiasm, pursued long after everyone else has gone home. Haelynn became sadassed and continued discussing vintage staplers with the departing barman.