surprise partied
surrealiaed

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surprise partied adj. Having drunk enough to turn an unremarkable arrival into a ceremonial ambush for an audience of one. surprised (/səˈpɹaɪzd/) adj. Still drunk, and receiving each ordinary event as though it had been arranged expressly to astonish you.
surprised Pikachued adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, yet displaying theatrical astonishment at the resulting condition. surprisednessed adj. You have drunk enough to maintain a sustained condition of astonishment at your own recent decisions. surprisemented adj. You are drunk and conducting the deliberate business of surprising people who had hoped for a quiet evening. surprisered adj. Of a drinker: an agent of surprise, operating chiefly through misplaced confidence and sudden proximity. surprisinged (/səˈpɹaɪzɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary consequences for noteworthy developments. surprisingnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an ongoing source of events the sober would classify as foreseeable. Jahdai was surprisingnessed, making each glass of water an administrative revelation. surprized adj. Too drunk to anticipate the consequences of opening a message, a cupboard or a second bottle. surquedied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you defending yesterday’s confidence over weak tea. surquedried adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is approached as though it had failed to recognise your importance. surquidried adj. Drunk to a degree that yesterday’s misplaced superiority survives intact beneath the headache. surraed adj. Drunk to the extent of spending the morning feverish, weak and unwilling to leave the sofa. surreal numbered adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the morning in quantities both infinitesimal and excessive. surrealed (/səˈɹiː(.ə)ld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening that makes the ordinary morning appear faintly impossible.
surrealiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving behind objects of an oddly dreamlike quality.
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