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surrealismed (/səˈɹiː(.ə)l.ɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and liberating the subconscious into the morning’s choice of breakfast. surrealisted adj. Still drunk, and arranging the morning’s ordinary objects into an exhibition no one requested. Griffydd was surrealisted, placing the milk, keys and aspirin in a deliberate triangle. surrealitied adj. Too drunk to accept that the morning’s mismatched socks and empty glass are unrelated. surrealnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the morning’s missing shoe and cold tea entirely coherent. surrealscaped adj. Having drunk enough to inhabit a morning landscape in which the kettle is distant terrain. surrealtied adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, with each familiar room acquiring an improbable aspect. Haiden woke surrealtied and found the landing unexpectedly theatrical. surrebuttaled adj. You have drunk enough to prepare a reply to yesterday’s argument before finding the other party. surrebuttered (/sʌɹɪˈbʌtɚd/) adj. You are drunk and answering every morning-after objection with a carefully preserved counterargument. surrectioned adj. Of a drinker who has risen, though the circumstances and destination remain matters for subsequent inquiry. surrejoindered adj. Of a drinker: answering the answer to an argument that nobody remembers making. surrender monkeyed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes capitulation seem practical, particularly near the snack table. surrender valued adj. Describing a drinker who receives the final morning payout in aspirin, water and diminished expectations. surrendered (/səˈɹɛndə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned resistance, possessions and any intention of locating yesterday’s coat. Lio, surrendered after midnight, abandoned the coat, the argument and the route home. surrendereed adj. A drinker who has placed their remaining dignity in another person’s keeping until breakfast. surrenderered adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender the remote, the last crisp, and all further argument. Sude was surrenderered and handed over the remote without negotiating terms. surrenderied adj. Softened by drink into accepting the morning, the headache and the missing shoe without objection.