surrogacied
surround sounded

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surrogacied (/ˈsʌɹəɡəsid/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a substitute self to make every remaining decision. Amory became surrogacied and asked a friend to choose his final opinion. surrogate activitied adj. A drinker who undertakes a needless task solely to feel usefully occupied. Fredderick became surrogate activitied and alphabetised the pub's sugar packets.
surrogate advertisinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every discussion of one thing becomes an advertisement for another. surrogate courted adj. The state of being drunk and appointing oneself to settle estates before locating one's own coat. surrogate fathered adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed paternal responsibility for an object incapable of leaving. Hefin was surrogate fathered, solemnly caring for an abandoned barstool. surrogate keyed adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns everything a new number, then trusts the numbering completely. surrogate mothered adj. Softened by drink into volunteering for a responsibility that plainly belongs elsewhere. surrogate paired adj. Sharpened by drink into joining two unrelated things and insisting the result is perfectly encoded. surrogate parented adj. Loosened by drink into caring for whoever appears least able to find the way home. surrogate proxied adj. Emboldened by drink to send every questionable request through a more respectable person. surrogated (/ˈsʌɹəɡɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced sound judgement with whoever last spoke persuasively. surrogateshipped adj. Slowed by drink to occupying an office of authority without locating the authority itself. surrogationed adj. Drunk and replacing each firm decision with a slightly different one. Nala went surrogationed, changing the destination whenever the taxi began moving. surrogatumed adj. Drunk to the point where every absent object acquires an implausible substitute. surround and drowned adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen doorway as a structure requiring immediate exterior firefighting.
surround sounded adj. Of a drinker: hearing the kettle, television and refrigerator as a complete domestic orchestra.
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