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survivabilitied adj. Drunk and apparently capable of surviving the evening, though not the stairs without negotiation. survival bagged adj. Drunk beyond preparedness, carrying the evening’s essential provisions in one’s pockets: receipts and a mint. Zeah was survival bagged, equipped for disaster with two mints and an expired cinema ticket. survival biased adj. Drunk in a way that records only the successful attempts, particularly those involving the kebab shop. Caleya became survival biased and reported the evening solely through the drinks she had successfully ordered. survival gamed adj. Drunk, with the result that locating crisps becomes an action-oriented contest in hostile domestic terrain. survival horrored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an empty glass a dangerous setting with severely limited resources. survival instincted adj. Drunk to the extent of fleeing any conversation that approaches the subject of tomorrow morning. survival kitted adj. Drunk on the strength of emergency supplies consisting of water, paracetamol and misplaced confidence. Shi arrived survival kitted, carrying water and painkillers as though crossing an uninhabited range. survival knifed adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared for the wilderness with a blunt key and a packet of crisps. survival of the fittested adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced natural selection favours whoever reaches the bar first. Juliyan became survival of the fittested and secured the final sausage roll by evolutionary means. survival sexed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced the grand economics of continued existence to buying chips. survival statuted adj. Still drunk, and preserving a claim against the estate of whoever suggested the nightcap. survival timed adj. Too drunk to estimate the interval before collapse, but able to identify it as approaching. survivaled (/səˈvaɪ.vəld/) adj. Drunk enough to continue existing through the evening, though existence has narrowed to locating one’s phone. survivalismed adj. Describing a drinker who has prepared for civilisational collapse but not for finding the lavatory. Stacha was survivalismed, stocked for civilisation's collapse but unable to locate the lavatory. survivalisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to prepare for every conceivable emergency except the immediate need to stand up. survivanced adj. Having drunk enough to make continued existence seem a dignified achievement, provided it remains seated. Wendelyn became survivanced and regarded reaching the sofa as a notable triumph.