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suspensivenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every promise about getting home sound provisional. suspensoided adj. Having drunk more than the household can disperse, with solid intentions floating through the sitting room. suspensored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the waistband, rather than judgement, the principal support. suspensoried adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever is holding you up, whether wall, companion, or misplaced confidence. suspensoriumed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring structural assistance from the coat rack, the wall, and a friend. suspensory ligamented adj. Drunk since last orders, and keeping the journey home attached to one increasingly patient companion. suspicioned (/səˈspɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the missing coat has been taken by someone. suspiciousnessed adj. Still drunk, and making the unattended coat, the late bus, and the helpful stranger seem connected. suspiraled adj. Too drunk to manage the journey home without repeatedly stopping for a deep, ventilatory pause. suspirationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make each breath a separate event between leaving the bar and reaching the pavement. suspired (/səˈspaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn the prospect of the last bus into one long, deep sigh. Fidelio stood suspired beneath the station clock, contemplating the remaining distance home. suspitioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying an obsolete standard of proof to every misplaced belonging. suss lawed adj. Having drunk more than the evening permits, and arresting every passer-by on suspicion of knowing the way home. sussararaed adj. Drunk beyond accepting a severe rebuke, particularly when one has just been issued by the toaster. sussed (/sʌsd/) adj. A drinker who, after sufficient refreshment, occupies the conversational equivalent of a miry place. sussexited adj. Drunk and chemically inclined, with the composure of a monoclinic crystal and rather less structural coherence.