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swaged (/ˈsweɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in reach is treated as material awaiting improvement. Mae was swaged and attempted to shape a breadstick into a more useful implement. swagered (/ˈswɛ(ː)ɡ(.)ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a brother-in-law as the natural solution to every difficulty. swagfulled adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever a travelling bundle can contain, including a sandwich, a scarf, and poor judgement. swagged (/swæɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to hang from the nearest chair in a graceful, fabric-like curve. swagger coated adj. Drunk by the third round, and flaring ceremonially around the shoulders while going nowhere. swagger portraited adj. Drunk by closing time, and commissioning an imposing likeness of yourself in the kebab-shop window. swagger sticked adj. Still drunk, and carrying a short emblem of authority with which to direct people towards the night bus. swaggered (/ˈswæɡ.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently possessed of confidence disproportionate to the remaining evidence. Enith was swaggered and challenged the revolving door to a test of character. swaggerered adj. Too drunk to walk plainly, yet sufficiently convinced that each unsteadiness constitutes a military display. Jacetin was swaggerered and crossed the room in a series of highly decorated deviations. swaggeringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake boastful bluster for a governing principle, then apply it to the bill. Hanifa became swaggeringed and claimed expertise in settling accounts by instinct. swaggied (/ˈswaɡid/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a wandering worker with a bundle, though the destination is the nearest kebab shop. swaginged adj. The state of being drunk and shaping every sentence under pressure until it emerges narrower and harder. swagmanned (/ˈswæɡˌmænd/) adj. Having drunk more than a traveller can reasonably carry, and seeking food, lodging, or a lift home. swagsmanned adj. You have drunk enough to become an itinerant traveller, equipped chiefly with a rolled-up jacket. swagwomanned adj. You are drunk and travelling with a bundle of possessions, principally a handbag and an unfinished story. swaied (/swaɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: iridescent, laterally mobile, and making the buffet resemble a riverbed.