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swap meeted adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the night bartering possessions and wakes amid second-hand arrangements. swap outed adj. Softened by drink into replacing each morning obligation with a more convenient substitute. swap partitioned adj. Sharpened by drink into separate mental compartments, with each morning task occupying its own little drive. swap shopped adj. Loosened by drink into an open exchange, offering second-hand explanations for first-hand confusion. Chanty arrived swap shopped, trading yesterday's story for a less troublesome version. swap spaced adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy borrowed mental space, retrieving memories only when the original is unavailable. swapbodied adj. Of a drinker: assembled for transport in detachable sections, none of which has the correct destination. swapchained adj. A drinker who advances through breakfast in successive frozen frames, with the picture settling eventually. swaped (/sweɪpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to lever every morning action cautiously, swivelling before committing to movement. swapfiled adj. The state of being drunk and using the morning's remaining memory as borrowed storage. swapleted (/ˈswɒplətd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat every decision as one component in an exchange, and insist on improving the terms. swaplinged adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake each companion for a replacement, and welcome the substitution. swaplisted adj. You have drunk enough to compile proposed exchanges for possessions nobody has offered to trade. Denett was swaplisted by breakfast, offering the toaster in exchange for someone else's umbrella. swapmeeted adj. Reduced by drink to a travelling market stall, with yesterday's belongings available for informal exchange. Teiona appeared swapmeeted, offering a charger, two scarves and no explanation for either. swaporamaed adj. You are drunk and treating the room as a free exchange, taking whatever nobody appears to be guarding. swapovered adj. Of a drinker: unable to maintain one decision before converting it into another. swapped (/swæpd/) adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and treating the morning's possessions as available for exchange.