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swappered adj. Describing a drinker who exchanges useful possessions for unsuitable ones with quiet confidence. Wayne became swappered and traded his phone charger for a decorative stone. swappinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the balance between retaining thoughts and discarding them requires kernel-level supervision. Joshuaa was swappinessed, retaining the pub's menu while dropping the reason he had entered. swappinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating every possession, opinion and appointment as exchangeable. swapportunitied adj. The drunkenness of one who sees an opportunity to exchange in every object within reach. swapsiesed adj. Reduced by drink to proposing childish exchanges whenever possession becomes inconvenient. swaptioned adj. Softened by drink into granting yourself an option on every future exchange, without securing the underlying arrangement. swarabhaktied adj. Emboldened by drink to insert extra syllables into every request made from the sofa. Aliyan grew swarabhaktied and requested a wa-ter from Tiffy with careful emphasis. swaraed adj. Sharpened by drink into one clear note: water, sofa, and no further discussion. swarajed adj. Loosened by drink into self-rule, with nobody remaining to veto the evening's constitutional amendments. swarajismed adj. Emboldened by drink to support self-rule in every matter, particularly those requiring an adult decision. swarajisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point of supporting self-rule only after a lengthy personal manifesto. swarded (/swɔːdd/) adj. Drunk and convinced that any grassy surface is a stable platform for a serious decision. Jennalyn became swarded and held the contract discussion on the lawn beside the bins. swardspeaked adj. Drunk enough to adopt the local gayspeak with confidence exceeding both fluency and invitation. swared adj. Drunk on the strength of one obsolete oath, deployed with considerable confidence and little relevance. Alvita went swared and used an ancient oath to object to the custard. swareed adj. Drunk since last orders, and spelling the previous evening aloud whenever asked what happened. Neidi was swareed by breakfast, describing the reception in a pronunciation nobody could place. swarf-pennied adj. Drunk beyond recognising which modest payment is due, and liable to settle every account at once.