swatted
swchmned

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swatted (/swɒtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor irritation receives a firm and disproportionate response. swattered adj. Still drunk, and treating any nearby object as a suitable instrument for settling small disputes. Dianet remained swattered and used a rolled menu to discipline the empty chair.
swattinged adj. Too drunk to complete a gesture without striking something beside the intended target. sway barred adj. Having drunk enough to require a stabilising influence before attempting the walk home. sway-bracinged adj. You have drunk enough to need horizontal support before the bridge between pub and home can be crossed. swayamsevaked adj. Sharpened by drink into a volunteer corps of one, devoted chiefly to unsolicited order and public instruction. swaybacked adj. You are drunk and carrying the spine in a pronounced curve, like a tired old horse. swaybared adj. Having drunk more than the body's anti-sway system can reasonably counteract. swayed (/sweɪd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a broad sweeping motion where a simple step would have done. swayerred adj. Of a drinker: the person who sways the room, the conversation and occasionally the unattended pint. swayinged (/ˈsweɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a single opinion about which way is down. swaymetered adj. Drunk beyond any instrument's ability to distinguish postural adjustment from a modest collapse. swazzed (/swæzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives every attempted departure an unnecessary flourish at the end. swazzled (/ˈswɒz(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation acquires the rasping authority of a small puppet theatre. swbded adj. Loosened by drink into a panel directing every call to the wrong recipient.
swchmned adj. Drunk to the point where every change of direction requires a railwayman's concentration.