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SMA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after requires a senior appointment to supervise the water. Mellany was SMA'd by breakfast, delegating the difficult business of opening the bottle. SMAC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and calmly activating the cellular machinery responsible for his own disappearance. Else was SMAC'd by half nine and began the orderly process of leaving without leaving. SMART'd adj. Still drunk, and reporting several indicators of imminent personal failure. Ansh was SMART'd, identifying the warning signs but continuing regardless. SMATV'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and broadcasting one household's reception to everyone present. Livea was SMATV'd, relaying the bar's conversation to the far end of the room. SMB'd adj. Softened by drink into a small, medium-sized business, with colleagues handling all expansion. Peterjames was SMB'd and appointed Caile to manage the evening's negotiations. SMBH'd adj. Drunk beyond any ordinary scale, with the evening exerting an inescapable pull on all nearby conversation. Duanna got SMBH'd and drew every table into an account of the first pint. SMBHB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that two previously separate drinkers begin circling one another at the bar's centre. Aimsley got SMBHB'd and spent the night in a binary orbit with the jukebox. SMC'd adj. Still drunk, and prescribing preventative measures for a fever that is plainly just the room spinning. Carvon got SMC'd and recommended treatment before sitting down on the pavement. SMD'd adj. Having drunk enough to drive the evening at full speed, with no button marked for stopping. Grettel was SMD'd, accelerating through last orders and missing the announcement entirely. SME'd adj. Loosened by drink into a modest enterprise, with every bystander recruited as staff. Faline was SME'd and made Janak responsible for refreshments, accounts and the music. SMEI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to twitch through each anecdote while companions quietly remove breakable objects. Shaely was SMEI'd, punctuating every story with a movement Hudis had to intercept. SMG'd adj. Drunk in a way that delivers short, close-range bursts of speech with pistol-like conviction. Kalisa became SMG'd and fired concise opinions across the table at conversational range. SMI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the room's moisture indirectly, and finding the index unhelpful. Demita was SMI'd and inferred rising humidity from the condition of the beer mats. SMIDSY'd adj. Of a drinker who has failed to see the cyclist, the chair, and eventually the open doorway. Brittinie got SMIDSY'd and collided gently with a bicycle outside the pub. SMLE'd adj. You are drunk and proceeding through the night by bolt action: pause, aim, advance. Amayia was SMLE'd, taking one careful step towards the taxi after each long pause. SMM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, persistent magnet for every loose object nearby. Zaedin got SMM'd and left the bar with coins, keys, and three unclaimed bottle tops.