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sweepdomed adj. Drunk to the point where the ceiling becomes a navigational landmark and the floor loses authority. sweeped (/swiːpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that one gesture travels steadily across the entire table. Vyctorya went sweeped and cleared three glasses with one solemn arm movement. sweeper-keepered adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in position, repeatedly leaving the room to start attacks on the stairs. Rhaniyah went sweeper-keepered and abandoned the table whenever someone mentioned the landing. sweepered (/ˈswipɚd/) adj. Drunk enough to clear a path with the whole body, including furniture not in the way. Angelian got sweepered and moved three chairs while crossing to the lavatory. sweeperessed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every floor requires personal attention before it can be crossed. sweepinged (/ˈswiːpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes each movement broad, deliberate, and liable to remove something. sweepingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every intention expands beyond its original scope. sweeplined adj. The condition of a drinker who moves across the room in a continuous, wavering path. sweepneted adj. Reduced by drink to covering a considerable area while attempting to remain upright. sweepouted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaving the room becomes a prolonged expulsion of the person from it. sweepovirused adj. Drunk to the extent of infecting every attempt at balance with a slow, spreading wobble. sweeps stunted adj. Drunk on the strength of a ludicrous plan to improve the evening by making it more visible. sweepstaked (/ˈswipˌsteɪkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the remaining balance belonged entirely to chance. sweepstakered adj. Drunk by closing time, and entering every small physical contest despite the odds. sweepwashered adj. Still drunk, and extracting support from every surface as though it contained a valuable residue. sweet 13'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor celebration seems to confer lifelong authority.