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sweet 15'd
adj.
Loosened by drink into a fifteenth-birthday celebration, despite the evening's demonstrably different demographic.
Cordelia became
sweet 15'd
and expected the karaoke to constitute a coming-of-age ceremony.
sweet 16'd
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a coming-of-age party after the guests and music have gone.
Shareena was
sweet 16'd
, moving carefully through the confetti in search of water.
sweet 17'd
adj.
Sharpened by drink into the brittle optimism of a postponed celebration, with the candles still unlit.
sweet Annied
adj.
Loosened by drink into mistaking every fragrant coat for a medicinal herb on the journey home.
Starlet got
sweet Annied
and tried to treat the cloakroom attendant with a sprig of rosemary.
sweet Johned
adj.
Drunk and scattering pink flowers through the conversation while waiting for a taxi.
sweet acaciaed
adj.
Drunk to the point where your coat smells expensive and nobody can identify the source.
sweet alisonned
adj.
Drunk enough to turn the queue for coats into a low-growing border of cheerful conversation.
sweet alyssumed
adj.
Drunk past the point of standing tall, but still spreading pleasantly across the pavement.
sweet anised
adj.
Drunk beyond distinguishing fennel from the person who has been holding your coat.
sweet annied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to prescribe herbal remedies to the person holding your coat.
sweet azaleaed
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the journey home seem fragrant, ornamental and unnecessarily difficult.
Lurine went
sweet azaleaed
and took the long route home through three gardens.
sweet balled
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a small aromatic object is treated as a complete companion.
sweet banded
adj.
Drunk to a degree that turns every departing group into a gentle dance orchestra.
Williaw got
sweet banded
and conducted the queue for coats with a breadstick.
sweet basilled
adj.
Drunk to the extent of seasoning the evening's final conversation with unsolicited culinary certainty.
Lataysia got
sweet basilled
and judged every coat by what meal it resembled.
sweet bean sauced
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a dark, fermented confidence that sticks to every farewell.
sweet birched
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and aromatic enough to be mistaken for a tree near the bus stop.
Melih was
sweet birched
, leaning against the bus shelter with the dignity of dark bark.
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