sweet 15'd
sweet birched

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sweet 15'd adj. Loosened by drink into a fifteenth-birthday celebration, despite the evening's demonstrably different demographic. Cordelia became sweet 15'd and expected the karaoke to constitute a coming-of-age ceremony. sweet 16'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a coming-of-age party after the guests and music have gone. Shareena was sweet 16'd, moving carefully through the confetti in search of water.
sweet 17'd adj. Sharpened by drink into the brittle optimism of a postponed celebration, with the candles still unlit. sweet Annied adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking every fragrant coat for a medicinal herb on the journey home. Starlet got sweet Annied and tried to treat the cloakroom attendant with a sprig of rosemary. sweet Johned adj. Drunk and scattering pink flowers through the conversation while waiting for a taxi. sweet acaciaed adj. Drunk to the point where your coat smells expensive and nobody can identify the source. sweet alisonned adj. Drunk enough to turn the queue for coats into a low-growing border of cheerful conversation. sweet alyssumed adj. Drunk past the point of standing tall, but still spreading pleasantly across the pavement. sweet anised adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing fennel from the person who has been holding your coat. sweet annied adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe herbal remedies to the person holding your coat. sweet azaleaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home seem fragrant, ornamental and unnecessarily difficult. Lurine went sweet azaleaed and took the long route home through three gardens. sweet balled adj. Drunk, with the result that a small aromatic object is treated as a complete companion. sweet banded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every departing group into a gentle dance orchestra. Williaw got sweet banded and conducted the queue for coats with a breadstick. sweet basilled adj. Drunk to the extent of seasoning the evening's final conversation with unsolicited culinary certainty. Lataysia got sweet basilled and judged every coat by what meal it resembled. sweet bean sauced adj. Drunk on the strength of a dark, fermented confidence that sticks to every farewell.
sweet birched adj. Drunk since last orders, and aromatic enough to be mistaken for a tree near the bus stop. Melih was sweet birched, leaning against the bus shelter with the dignity of dark bark.