sweetheart dealed
sweetlinged

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sweetheart dealed adj. Emboldened by drink to accept suspiciously favourable terms, provided the other party is buying the next round. Coady got sweetheart dealed and agreed to wash every glass behind the bar. sweetheart necklined adj. Slowed by drink to regard every low dip in a conversation as an invitation to look closer.
sweetheart tax dealed adj. Drunk and claiming a reduction on the round because the evening has already cost enough. sweetheartdomed adj. Drunk to the point where every stranger is a beloved person and every farewell is prolonged. sweethearted (/ˈswiːtˌhɑːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and kind enough to apologise to the glass of water for needing it. sweethearthooded adj. Drunk enough to mistake ordinary pub civility for a lasting attachment. sweetheartinged adj. Drunk past the point of courting, and into calling everyone pet while missing the intended object. sweetheartshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the morning-after tea and toast for a declaration of devotion. sweetie pied adj. Drunk, with the result that strangers are addressed as beloved companions and offered pudding. sweetied (/ˈswiːtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every person met after midnight seem much loved. sweetinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the last apple in the fruit bowl seem worth defending. sweetishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the whole evening faintly sugary, including the bitter. sweetited adj. Drunk on the strength of mineral certainty, with every conversation taking a rigid shape. sweetkinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the nearest person as darling with increasing confidence. sweetleafed adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest bitter drink as though sugar could be grown beside it.
sweetlinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small sweet thing from a very small drinking companion.