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swimweared adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled several garments for swimming without locating any water. Aydia became swimweared and criticised the pub for its inadequate changing facilities. swincked adj. You are drunk and have converted ordinary exertion into ancient, unrewarded labour. swindged adj. Drunk in a way that turns a casual disagreement into a swinging blow. swindle sheeted adj. Softened by drink into itemising ordinary expenditure as though preparing an implausible corporate claim. swindled (/ˈswɪnd(ə)ld/) adj. Reduced by drink to suspecting every transaction, including those in which nothing has changed hands. swindledomed adj. Sharpened by drink into the natural sovereign of all dealings conducted without scruple. swindlered (/ˈswɪnd.lə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's missing coins as a matter of mutual misunderstanding. swindleried adj. Sufficiently drunk to find every morning-after discrepancy an opportunity rather than a concern. swindlershipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bargain from the morning-after evidence that you paid twice. swindlinged adj. Having drunk enough to wake convinced that the morning has cheated you, personally and at length. swine fevered adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably contain, and convulsing at the sight of breakfast. swine fleshed adj. The drunkenness of one who has softened by morning into something dense, pink, and best served quietly. swine flued adj. You have drunk enough to pass the morning coughing, flushed, and blamed on the nearest pig. swine influenzaed adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening into the morning with a feverish, porcine insistence. swine's breaded adj. Of a drinker: fruitfully lumpy by morning, dispensing sweet explanations in hard little pieces. swine's feathered adj. Of a drinker who has sobered into a rigid stand, guarding the kettle like a field position.