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swing stationed adj. Drunk past the point of changing horses, rooms, or positions without assistance. Sepanta was swing stationed on the sofa and required fresh water at regular intervals. swing tabled adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, lying flat and immovable wherever the household puts you. swing tagged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you attached to the nearest piece of furniture by an invisible loop. Taciana remained swing tagged to the sofa, despite several announcements about bed. swing tooled adj. Loosened by drink into holding everything at an angle, including the proposed solution to a minor household repair. swing trotted adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a brisk but oddly oscillating journey for water. swing voted adj. Drunk to the extent of making every domestic decision unpredictable and immediately revisable. Fumio was swing voted, alternating between tea, water, and going straight to bed. swing votered adj. Drunk on the strength of specific policies, especially those concerning water and bedtimes. swing wheelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and driving the pendulum of the evening without controlling its pace. swing-backed adj. Drunk by the third round, and adjusting your posture to every available angle of the sofa. swing-bied adj. Drunk past the point of using the pub's fixed points merely for support, and now borrowing their momentum. swing-stocked adj. Too drunk to perform any useful beating, despite standing upright like a piece of timber. swing-swanged adj. Still drunk, and completing one full oscillation between the kitchen and sofa before settling. swing-winged adj. Too drunk to alter course gradually, instead sweeping between the sofa and kitchen in broad movements. swingabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be swingable, though not sufficiently stable to recommend the experiment. swingarmed adj. Having drunk enough to let the lower half of the body absorb every bump between sofa and kitchen. Taurie was swingarmed and negotiated the uneven rug with unexpected suspension. swingbacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and still adjusting the sofa to an angle suitable for sleep. Brinlynn was swingbacked, tilting the cushions before accepting the glass of water.