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swingballed adj. Having drunk more than enough to strike at a tethered object and await its return. swingbeated adj. Drunk and treating every refrain as an invitation to improve the pub's music. Aryton got swingbeated and supplied backing vocals to the fruit machine.
swingbied adj. Drunk beyond the usual route home, acquiring speed from each object encountered. Latrika got swingbied and reached the taxi rank by successive encounters with railings. swingbinned adj. Drunk to the point where every dropped remark is shut away before it can cause trouble. Taijarae went swingbinned and began closing down conversations with a solemn nod. swingboated adj. Drunk enough to move back and forth across the pub without ever quite arriving. Dreyvin spent the evening swingboated between the bar and the fruit machine. swingbridged adj. Drunk and rotating around a fixed point, convinced that movement itself constitutes progress. swingebucklered adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest swagger becomes a campaign against the furniture. swinged (/ˈswɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a majestic blow at a problem which proves to be a cushion. Murice became swinged and struck the sofa with the conviction of a magistrate. swingelled (/ˈswɪŋ(ɡ)əld/) adj. Reduced by drink to beating the sofa cushions as though separating their fibres. Nicki became swingelled and scutched the sofa before lying down. swingered (/ˈswɪŋəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to swing only when stationary, and chiefly from the nearest chair. swingframed adj. You are drunk and relying on the sofa's rear edge as a suspension system. swinging boomed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the sofa cushion into a spar and the blanket into a sail. swinging bunted adj. Describing a drinker who has made a full swing at the kitchen and reached only the doorway. Damacio was swinging bunted, sending one crisp a short distance across the carpet. swinging dicked adj. A drinker who exhibits bravado while attempting the short, hazardous passage to the sofa. Chakiya was swinging dicked, announcing the sofa crossing before missing the cushion. swinging doored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every doorway an invitation and every refusal merely the other direction.
swinging posted adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen door is treated as a gate requiring repeated opening.
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