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swinging-blocked adj. The state of being drunk and wedged between the sofa arm and the coffee table. Nyrek was swinging-blocked, unable to pass the coffee table with the water. swinging-door chadded adj. The condition of a drinker who has detached two corners of the evening and is still trying to close it. swinginged (/ˈswɪŋɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: moving in a steady arc between the kitchen and the glass of water. Ameryst was swinginged, making repeated but incomplete journeys to the kitchen. swingingnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps the sofa, the glass, and the evening gently in motion. swingle treed adj. Emboldened by drink to harness the sofa cushions and attempt domestic transport. Ranzino got swingle treed and hitched two cushions together for the journey. swingle-treed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household vehicle negotiating cushions and carpet. swinglebared adj. Sharpened by drink into a bar between two moving parts of the household. Donnah was swinglebared between the supper table and the coat stand, a domestic mechanism of dubious utility. swingled (/ˈswɪŋ(ɡ)əld/) adj. Softened by drink into an implement for separating fibres, chiefly wherever cushions are concerned. swingletailed adj. Loosened by drink into a long, slow movement that trails from sofa to kitchen. swingletreed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every decision swing between two people, neither of whom asked to steer. swinglined adj. Having drunk enough to extend credit to the next round and call it prudent. swingling towed adj. Drunk to a degree that only the coarse remainder of the evening can be separated from the finer part. swinglinged adj. Having drunk more than enough to beat the flax, the cushions, and eventually the table. Debor became swinglinged and thrashed the bar towel as though extracting fibres. swingmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of performing two incompatible duties, neither particularly well. swingometered (/swɪŋˈɒmɪtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an imaginary electoral movement, which currently favours another round. Navada was swingometered, declaring the imaginary vote firmly in favour of another round. swingouted adj. Drunk since last orders, and executing the principal movement with less regard for its choreography. Francesco was swingouted, attempting Lindy Hop between the tables and the coat stand.