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switchplated adj. Drunk, with the result that every wall-mounted control attracts a careful, unnecessary investigation. switchported adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves each movement connected to the wrong destination. switchroomed adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the entire floor while trying to locate a single exit. Matisyahu was switchroomed, wandering through the hallway as though it contained telephone equipment. switchtendered adj. Drunk on the strength of supervising every change of direction, including those made by other people. Victorian was switchtendered, directing the party's route while missing the bottom stair. switchyarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to leave without diverting through every available route. swithered (/ˈswɪðəd/) adj. Of a drinker: hot, scorched and regretfully conscious of last night's quantity. switzelled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing refreshment from vinegar with ginger in it. switzerited adj. Still drunk, and standing mineral-still while the body settles into several conflicting elements. Demarea remained switzerited on the landing, containing iron resolve and very little balance. swivel chaired adj. Sufficiently drunk to use an office chair as transport and its rotation as guidance. swivel eyed adj. You have drunk enough to look in several directions at once while addressing only one staircase. swivel gunned adj. Drunk to the point where every round is treated as naval gunnery, with a wide range of fire. Anieyah went swivel gunned at last orders and fired her coat across the bar. swivel hoed adj. Drunk enough to cultivate the queue for the cloakroom in every direction. swivel jointed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the neck facing the person being addressed. Terrylynn was swivel jointed, addressing the window while insisting he was speaking to the barman. swivel phoned adj. Drunk beyond rotating the handset before remembering what the call was for. swivel-chaired adj. Having drunk enough to rotate in place whenever forward movement becomes administratively difficult. swivelased adj. Drunk in a way that continually rearranges the evening's sequence without altering its ingredients.