swivelchaired
swoed

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swivelchaired adj. Having drunk more than the chair's rotational design can reasonably be expected to accommodate. Niasha was swivelchaired after last orders, rotating gently while locating the coats. swivelinged adj. Drunk, with the result that standing still acquires a gentle rotational motion. Malyke was swivelinged by the cloakroom, turning slowly while looking for the right coat.
swivelled (/ˈswɪvəld/) adj. Too drunk to advance directly, rotating gradually around the nearest fixed point. swivellinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the head continues turning after the conversation has ended. swiveted (/ˈswɪvɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of haste, flutter and considerable irritation about locating one's coat. swivinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting intimacy with the cloakroom furniture. swivveted adj. Drunk on the strength of a small deception concerning who had paid the final round. Coralea was swivveted, celebrating a supposed free round that the embarrassed treasurer had already paid. swizzed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the evening's arithmetic has been arranged against you. swizzle sticked adj. Still drunk, and stirring every remaining drink as though the journey home depended on it. swizzle-sticked adj. Too drunk to leave a drink unmixed, or a coat unexamined for hidden ingredients. swizzled (/ˈswɪzəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and consisting chiefly of whatever alcoholic mixture the evening supplied. Kyrese left swizzled, carrying a coat and the vague conviction that both were cocktails. swizzlered adj. Sufficiently drunk to use a stirring utensil as a walking aid. Jossilynn was swizzlered, using the drink stirrer as a walking aid between the bar and the coats. swobbed adj. Softened by drink into treating a spilled pint as a wound requiring careful attention. swobbered adj. Slowed by drink to crossing the room one careful floorboard at a time. swodded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns loose bar gossip into one heavy, inseparable lump.
swoed adj. Having drunk enough to cut sharply through the coatroom queue without noticing the edges.