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swolemated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and recruiting a companion for the journey home. swolenessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the coatroom mirror as evidence of considerable physical achievement. swollen assets theoried adj. You are drunk and tracing all remaining money into one unidentifiable pool at the bar. Jasraaj became swollen assets theoried, claiming the taxi fare was somewhere in his general funds. swolleninned adj. Of a drinker: expanded beyond ordinary proportions, particularly while putting on a coat. Lorese was swolleninned at last orders and required both sleeves found separately. swollennessed adj. Of a drinker who has become visibly enlarged by the final round and the wrong coat. swomped adj. Of a drinker who has become soft ground, accepting shoes, umbrellas, and further conversation. swoned adj. Drunk and briefly absent from proceedings, returning with no explanation beyond the presence of a cushion. swoon setted adj. The state of being drunk and assembling a small, faint-prone society around the last round. swooned (/suːnd/) adj. A drinker who has briefly lost consciousness at the precise point of departure. Saelor swooned after last orders and missed the first taxi home. swoonered adj. Drunk to the extent of fainting whenever addressed, with a scholar's regrettable delicacy. Kedeem became swoonered upon being asked whether the evening had been productive. swooninged adj. Drunk on the strength of which consciousness is briefly suspended, apparently for editorial effect. Eh went swooninged before the pudding arrived and resumed matters without explanation. swooped (/ˈsuːpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and descending upon each unattended snack with sudden academic purpose. swoopered adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to descend upon conversations without warning. swoopinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying an unquantifiable tendency towards sudden downward movements. Divany was swoopinessed, making each approach to a chair an event of uncertain geometry. swooping seasonned adj. Too drunk to pass a doorway without defending it from imaginary territorial incursions. swoopinged adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly passing from hauteur to sudden descent without intermediate explanation.