swoopstaked
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swoopstaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and descending upon ordinary tasks with lottery-winner confidence. Alike went swoopstaked and claimed the banister before attempting the first step. swoorded adj. Of a drinker: armed in imagination, uncertain in balance, and needlessly attentive to the hilt.
swoosed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine the solemnity of a swan with the administrative fuss of a goose. swooshed (/ˈswʊʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to move through the room with an audible, largely purposeless flourish. swooshtikaed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with dignified athletic branding, and now gesturing accordingly. swopovered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every change of mind for a deliberate transition. swopped (/swɒpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to exchange every morning object for the one you meant to find. swoppered adj. A drinker who swaps articles of increasing importance while claiming to be negotiating upwards. swoppinged adj. The condition of a drinker who exchanges things on impulse and explains each exchange afterwards. swoptioned adj. Softened by drink into an option on a future exchange of rates, terms, and entirely unnecessary promises. sword and planeted adj. Describing a drinker who has relocated the evening to an exotic world and appointed himself its champion. sword and sorceried adj. A drinker who combines grand enchantment with primitive combat whenever the conversation falters. sword armed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed one arm to offensive duties and forgotten the other exists. sword bayoneted adj. The drunkenness of one who converts a harmless implement into a sidearm by force of conviction. Carnes became sword bayoneted and fixed a cocktail stick to the evening's argument. sword breakered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who catches every domestic disagreement and refuses to let it pass. Evie-maria was sword breakered, trapping each complaint about the breakfast with another complaint.
sword caned adj. Reduced by drink to regarding a walking stick as both support and military equipment.
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