swordfighted
swordmakinged

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swordfighted (/ˈsɔːdfaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a minor difference into a duel with rules. swordfightered adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes confidence for training and advances on every problem.
swordfightinged adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the morning-after argument in formal bouts, with the curtains as opponent. swordfish suckered adj. Softened by drink into attaching yourself to the loudest person present and feeding on their certainty. Avery-may got swordfish suckered and followed the karaoke leader into an ill-advised encore. swordfished (/ˈsɔː(ɹ)dfɪʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to advancing bill-first through the room, convinced that obstacles will yield. swordfishermanned adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing one impossible objective with nautical confidence and no equipment. swordfishing boated adj. Loosened by drink into carrying everyone else's plans, while remaining permanently pointed elsewhere. swordgrassed adj. You have drunk enough to find the morning's ordinary furniture unexpectedly capable of drawing blood. Lukka got swordgrassed and blamed the windowsill for the cut on his finger. swordicked adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue a small, slippery grievance across the whole evening. swordinged adj. Slowed by drink to treating each attempted gesture as a considered act of combat. swordlengthed adj. Drunk and measuring every decision by the distance it would take to cross with a blade. Donjeta got swordlengthed and declared the hallway safely traversable in one heroic measure. swordlessnessed adj. Drunk enough to notice the absence of a weapon and compensate with declarations. swordleted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a small sword remains a sword. swordmaged adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing magic from confidence, and applying both to the wrong problem. swordmakered adj. Drunk in a way that gives every household object the appearance of a promising weapon.
swordmakinged adj. Drunk, with the result that improvised solutions acquire unnecessary handles and sharpened intentions.
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